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I got tired of Natalynn shouting out in public "I need to go POOP!" so I explained to her to use "number 1" and "number 2". She decided that flatulence should be Number Zero.

Natalynn: Bridger, do you want to buy a pillowpet?
Bridger (word for word): I love pillowpets but I want to buy a train because I love trains too.

Mom: Isaiah and Marie are getting married.
Bridger: Oh! Do they have a car?